baked beans.

a person who has reached the age of 57. hence the name Heinze'57'.

baked beans.

Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?

baked beans. by Olly Hall October 15, 2008

baked beans 

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cypress hill is a good example of baked beans

baked beans by Hawaiian Dicking January 14, 2010

Baked Beans 

- Noun

A delicious, nutritious and convenient food consisting of cooked navy beans in a sauce. Often sold in tins that, when full, can also be used as weapons which people's skulls can be smashed open with.

- Verb

The act of caving in a wanker's skull with the vigorous application of a tin of baked beans against their head.

Jason waxed wrathful when it emerged that someone had stolen some of his precious baked beans tins

Michael's head exploded in a shower of brain juices as Charles, leaping off a nearby fencepost with a fierce screeching, baked beansed him forcefully over the back of his head

Baked Beans by Charlemagne1993 August 8, 2017

Baked beans 

Delicious English delicacy often bringing about flactulance issues.

From "baked" meaning baked and "beans" meaning beans.

Baked beans give me the most frightful wind

Baked beans by monkeybob November 19, 2004

baked beans 

the natures way of saying "for god's sake open a window"

man i ate some baked beans and a shit load of steak. my ass rippings were loud and pungent!

baked beans by vermilion123 February 13, 2007

Baked Beans 

A can of beans which are soaked in tomatoe sauce for your eating pleasure

person1: are you a baked beans or spagetti person?
person2: Oh man definatly spagetti
Person1: Ewh get on the spagetti lovers side

Baked Beans by jonah takalau April 10, 2008

Baked Beans 

The term "baked beans" refers to a rather obscure erotic practice of defecating on the bare belly of one's lover.

"What are you in the mood for tonight, Honey?"

"Baked beans! Yes, definitely -- baked beans!"

Baked Beans by Poopie Girl January 21, 2009