bake a ham

to bake a ham is to take a shit, one of the big hard ones that plop when it hits the water!

pardon me, folks, i gots ta go bake a ham!

by "Big Steve" Call March 10, 2008

baking a ham

To have a poop brewing inside one's bowels. Also used in reference to squeezing out this poop.

"Watch out, I'm baking a ham and may need to dart away suddenly."
" <after a door knock> Ocupado! Going to be a while, baking a ham in here."

by sweathamaddict May 24, 2017

For dinner tonight, I'm going to have me some Maker's Mark. And for dessert, a side order of country baked cunt ham.

by Sam Skidmarks March 06, 2007

Having approved sex while under the influence of marijuana; a nickname for one, who has sex often while being high

She was baked ham after just having sex and smoking.

by xxxigotnothing December 02, 2014

When a man ejaculates on a person's behind that he during the sex act spanked until it became red.

After all that spanking he pulled out and gave her a honey baked ham.

by fo-rizzle March 02, 2012

Someone's (usualy a male's) exposed butt.

by uh1989 June 04, 2009

idk but i’m finna turn u into one

“if u don’t stop i will turn u into an easy baked ham” - stupid freshman boi

by wdw.marais. January 01, 2020