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baja-smack 

yo its when you smack the baja out of someone and can be used wth various parts of ur hand in different combos. yo jeepsta u could also use various items like the jc-cp paddle
the man cp: yo foostick imma bout to smack u (baja-smacks dobbins)
baja-smack by jeepsta June 25, 2004
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bajsmacka 

Slang used in the bar/restaurant profession in Sweden, the definition is "a sudden unforeseen problem that will be annoying to take care of"
Lit. Translation: "Poop Sandwich"
Manager: soo, I got a bajsmacka for you...
Employee: aw for fucks sake man.
M: The guest at table 14 threw up on the table, and you're cleaning it up.
bajsmacka by Nussidrewl July 24, 2018

bakasmack 

A word said when somebody does something very stupid. Conjunction of the words "baka" and "smack" - only said over the internet inside asterisks (*bakasmack*), for it sounds stupid otherwise
Wonder Kirby: 0|\/|(_- 1 15 1337
Overmind: *bakasmack*
bakasmack by The Overmind October 26, 2004
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