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An excuse for bad behavior because being an adult is hard.
My kids are so bad I started drinking at noon, BAiH.

Eating ramen noodles for dinner so your kid can play select soccer, BAiH.

Collecting the change under the seats of your car to buy a pack of cigarettes, BAiH.

We had sex all day instead of going to work, BAiH.
BAiH by FunkyMonkey8500 June 1, 2019
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Definition of “Baih” was first submitted to this site by Pam “God” from Arahova on January 27, 2014 with the definition of “Bye-said by Pam in a dismissive way such as BAIH!!!
"You're so stupid...Ain't nobody got time for this.
BAIH!"
by GOD from Arahova January 27, 2014”

It’s now 2026 and “Baih” needs to be re-uploaded with the correct definition and a new sentence to describe it.
BAIH Funkeymonkey…ain’t nobody looking for change under their seat except maybe your mommaaaaa…BAIHHH and blahhhh”
Baih by GOD from Arahova February 28, 2026
Related Words
Baihe is a Chinese term for characters, themes, content and a genre involving lesbian relationships or female homoeroticism in light novels, manhua, donghua, video games and related Chinese media. Baihe focuses on the sexual orientation or the romantic orientation aspects of the relationship, or both.
Dasha reads likes reading baihe novels.
Baihe by wangjiluvr January 8, 2021
Good looking guy with a very good sense of humour.

Kind and have a sexy body.
Oh my, you are just like Baihaqi
Baihaqi by Charithma January 4, 2018
A person who have a good-looking.
Unique.
Kind but fullfilled with revenge.
Genius.
An arabic name.
Baihaqi, you are so cute!
You are clever Baihaqi.
baihaqi by Sumail December 28, 2017
The hair with thick coating that surrounds the sphincter/or anal core. Typically appearing perm-like and lengthy. Deriving from the combination of butt and hair.
Dude I have to go wash my baihr.

After playing basketball, Miguel says " OMG I can smell your baihr from here."
Baihr by Awsome1 March 2, 2010

baihanie 

She is the girlfriend of Naim..a fun and beautiful person
I love baihanie
baihanie by baihanie September 6, 2021
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