bahuncahunca 

this alone is the best nickname given to anyone who's name is Bianca. My name is Bianca therefore my input is valid.

you cannot just say bahuncahunca. you must follow these steps to fully summon the bahuncahunca. (can be shortened to bahunca)

Step 1: put both your hands out like youre grabbing boobs
Step 2: turn them into fists with your palms facing up.
Step 3: slowly pull your fists next to your waist and thrust your hip forward.
Step 4: while doing this, slowly and sensually say bahUUHncahUUUhnca
Step 5: if youre lucky, the bahunca will poof in front of you

there is no way to show it on here sorry lmao

-Bianca B.

New Person: Hi Bianca!

Everyone: GASP ASJLKNLJS

New Person: uhm, did I do something wrong?

Everyone: you must not refer to her as.... you must refer to her as *does the bahuncahunca whilst chanting*

Bianca: *poof*

Everyone: GASP SKSK

Bianca: I was summoned?

Everyone: *pointing to New Person*

Bianca: *head tilt* who are you?

New Person: I'm New Person.

Bianca: huh, do you know me?

New Person: Well, you're Bia-

Everyone: NOOOOOOOO

New Person: -nca

Bianca: *brings the flames of hell and rises high in the sky* * demonic voice* WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME

Everyone: *while crying* BAHUNCABAHUNCA HAVE MERCY

Bianca: *demonic voice* THEY REFERRED ME AS YOU KNOW WHO

Everyone: HE'S NEW PLEASE HAVE MERCY

Bianca: *everything back to normal* Okie! uwu

bahuncahunca by the bahuncahunca December 23, 2018

bahuncahunca 

a nickname my friends gave to me (my name is bianca) and the only way to say it is:

step 1: put both of your hands out like youre stopping something

step 2: slowly close them into a fist with your forearms facing up

step 3: HUMP THE SHIT OUT OF THE AIR AND SAY BAHUNCAHUNCA SENSUALLY

bonus points if you moan while saying Bahuncahunca

the slower you do it, the more sensual it is

-bianca b.

person 1: hey Bianca!

everyone in the scene: gasp

Person 1: uhh.. did i do something wrong?

Bianca: there is no Bianca. only bahuncahunca

everyone: *starts doing the bahuncahunca hump whilst chanting*

Person 1: AHHHHHH HELPPP

everyone: *devours Person 1*

Bianca: and that, my friends, is why you shall never refer to me as Bianca.
only *bahuncahunca*

bahuncahunca by the bahuncahunca December 23, 2018