bag of fat

a smelly, sweaty, overweight individual that you wouldn't want to come within 5 feet of.

Ian smells like a bag of fat.

by SaraJu July 7, 2006

fat old bag of sag

Used for an old woman who has bags on her bags, rolls on her rolls and wrinkles on her wrinkles.

*old woman* You want some of this?
*guy 1* No, you old hag!
LATER
*guy 1* Dude, did you see that?
*guy 2* yeah you got hit on by that fat old bag of sag.

by DonTouchMeFoo November 29, 2010