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Bag of Dick’s
Bag of Dick’s by Tommy Lasordid April 23, 2020
eat a bag of dick
Based on the principle that if a mouth is full, can no longer spout stupid and annoying words; shut the fuck up
Andrew, that had to be the stoopidest thing I ever heard. Eat a bag of dick and get the fooke out my house.
eat a bag of dick by steelingmyheart December 2, 2004
Big Bag of Dick
A phrase meaning to viciously beat another with an imaginary gathering of phallysus. Normally only used under the most ludicrious circumstances.
Big Bag of Dick by Gabriel Hawthorne April 14, 2008
Big bag of dick
Definition: An offensive, but often playful term directed at someone.
Origin: This term originated during a convo between two people far apart.
Origin: This term originated during a convo between two people far apart.
A) Man, you know what? You are such a big bag of dick.
B) Canned where are you, you big bag of dick.
C) Did you hear that emo? What a big bag of dick.
B) Canned where are you, you big bag of dick.
C) Did you hear that emo? What a big bag of dick.
Big bag of dick by Valiumz July 20, 2008
weezing bag of dick tips
eating ass with a spoon
weezing bag of dick tips by dildor defender of porn December 2, 2016
I put my dick in a bag of Doritos
I put my dick in a bag of Doritos by Ohhhhhhj December 4, 2019
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