badly packed kebab

An ugly vagina, resembling a saturday night lamb donner kebab. With mayo

Mate, she has got hell of a badly packed kebab!

by HUGEBALLS&sexylegs1 April 29, 2011

Badly Packed Kebab

Discription of female genitalia. Specifically where the labia majora protrude to some degree.

She was a right munter. She had a fanny like a badly-packed-kebab

by FatBob May 15, 2003

Badly Packed Kebab

BADLY PACKED KEBAB - a vulgar (but still excellent) term for the female genitalia.

by king simmo October 16, 2003

Badly Packed Kebab

A slack set of Beef Curtains

Shit! U gunna serve Chilli sauce with that badly packed kebab?

by JoeyThePerv June 11, 2007

Badly Packed Kebab

A vagina which looks fucking foul with dangly pissflaps and stinks like fuck.

Oh mate, she had a minge like a badly packed kebab..

by M Chantler October 20, 2006