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Bad Santa 

Amazingly underrated comedy boasting a hilarious Brett Kelly as "The Kid" and Billy Bob Thornton (in his greatest performance since Sling Blade) as a foul-mouthed, alcoholic Santa Claus.

John Ritter's last film before his death, and one of the most politically incorrect movies of all time.

A Christmas story in a category of its own.
Bad Santa could have been terrible, but the excellent casting made it incredible.
Bad Santa by jimmy patrick February 25, 2008
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Bad Santa 

A friend who gets crappy drunk and is notorious for urinating on himself, as well as your furniture, in the same fashion Billy Bob Thornton displayed in the movie "Bad Santa"
Ryan got crapped again and went bad santa. Now I gotta steam clean the couch and carpets.
Bad Santa by Big P.C. from the Natti December 16, 2008

Bad Santa 

Dress in a Santa outfit and fuck a girl up the ass, saying "Ho, Ho, Ho" at every thrust. Santa outfit optional.
I took a girl home last night and pulled a Bad Santa on her ass.
Bad Santa by pstage August 4, 2007

Bad Santa 

when a girl licks the testicles and sticks it up her butt then sucks it off as you say Ho Ho Ho
my girl did a Bad Santa last night!
Bad Santa by undeadfriendmitkiff December 1, 2013

Solitary Bad Santa 

When a lonely guy jerks off and (because of the abundance of semen he has built up over the holidays) accidentally spooges all over his chin, thus, giving himself a foamy white beard of jizz, and looking uncannily like Father Christmas.
There were so many hot chicks at that holiday party that, later, I ended up pulling a Solitary Bad Santa.
Solitary Bad Santa by Hodeesen December 13, 2010

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026