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bad samaritan 

When someone intervenes in a situation and makes things worse. For example, you are in a store and it's suddenly taken over by robbers. Instead of surrendering or stopping the robbers, you offer to help them rob the store. That would be a bad samaritan, a very bad samaritan.
"It appears the suspect acted as some kind of bad samaritan."
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bad samaritan 

A protagonist of a story made by Pastor Titus Diamondhook that was mentoned in the first episode of a show called "G" is for Jesus
Titus Diamondhook: "And the story goes the traveler is robbed and beaten and left to die on the side of the road, now a priest walks by the traveler, but he keeps walking, he leaves him to die and then a second holy man walks and then he looks at the traveler, but then he keeps walking, he leaves him to die, now a third man, a samaritan walks to the traveler...and he beats him, he punches him, he kicks him, he pushes him into the dirt..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...he throws a bit of sand in his eyes and he kicks him, he kicks him..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...and he folds him in half..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he puches him, he's punching him and he..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...he throws him in the air and draws a katana and he slices him..."

Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he takes his pants and he pulls them down and he kicks him in the crotch..."

Titus Diamondhook: "...a-a-and thats the bad samaritan"
bad samaritan by Summon Tufak August 19, 2021

bad samaritan acceleration 

The bit of fast walking you do after not having held a door for another person. Occurs most often in borderline cases.
"That dude was kinda too far to hold the door for, but he gave me a nasty look when I used a bit of bad samaritan acceleration."

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008