When someone intervenes in a situation and makes things worse. For example, you are in a store and it's suddenly taken over by robbers. Instead of surrendering or stopping the robbers, you offer to help them rob the store. That would be a bad samaritan, a very bad samaritan.
by Buttercream gang March 17, 2017
A protagonist of a story made by Pastor Titus Diamondhook that was mentoned in the first episode of a show called "G" is for Jesus
Titus Diamondhook: "And the story goes the traveler is robbed and beaten and left to die on the side of the road, now a priest walks by the traveler, but he keeps walking, he leaves him to die and then a second holy man walks and then he looks at the traveler, but then he keeps walking, he leaves him to die, now a third man, a samaritan walks to the traveler...and he beats him, he punches him, he kicks him, he pushes him into the dirt..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...he throws a bit of sand in his eyes and he kicks him, he kicks him..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...and he folds him in half..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he puches him, he's punching him and he..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...he throws him in the air and draws a katana and he slices him..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he takes his pants and he pulls them down and he kicks him in the crotch..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...a-a-and thats the bad samaritan"
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...he throws a bit of sand in his eyes and he kicks him, he kicks him..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...and he folds him in half..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he puches him, he's punching him and he..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...he throws him in the air and draws a katana and he slices him..."
Rev. Ruby Ranch: "...and he takes his pants and he pulls them down and he kicks him in the crotch..."
Titus Diamondhook: "...a-a-and thats the bad samaritan"
by Summon Tufak August 19, 2021
The bit of fast walking you do after not having held a door for another person. Occurs most often in borderline cases.
"That dude was kinda too far to hold the door for, but he gave me a nasty look when I used a bit of bad samaritan acceleration."
by minj April 30, 2010