bad road

Used to describe Someone with a disturbingly Ugly face

Wow that girl has 10 miles of bad road right there

by Scide September 14, 2005

100 miles of bad road

When a man or woman's face is extremely ugly!!!

person1)Man, she looks good!
person2)Her face looks like 100 miles of bad road!

by horsefly October 09, 2005

like a mile of bad road

Not as ugly as 100 miles of bad road but still not as good looking as you would liked it to be.

“You guys make great babies.Ours look like a mile of bad road.”

Quote from Black Mirror episode Striking Vipers

by IKISME December 21, 2020

looking like five miles of bad road

Southern expression meaning someone or something looks severely disheveled, exhausted or sloppy, like an old road in desperate need of repaving.

She woke up the morning after the party looking like five miles of bad road

by amarialin September 24, 2022

Fifteen Miles of Bad Road

When someone, as they age, goes from looking hot to looking like fifteen miles of bad road

Have you seen Lia? She was hot in high school! She looks like fifteen miles of bad road now.

by Siouxsie Supertramp April 27, 2023