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bad dick 

a sexual experience with a penis-person marked by minimal effort and lack of connection

disappointing, forgettable, and all too common
Person 1: So, how did your hook-up go last night?
Person 2: Oh, it was just bad dick unfortunately.
bad dick by f*ckyou1-2 April 7, 2020

bad dick 

when you penis has been naughty it is called a bad dick
bad dick! go back to your masters hand! it doesn't belong in someones ear!
bad dick by speedy! :D December 26, 2003

Bad Dick Day

When you wake up and your dick is looking smaller than usual.
Luke was upset when he looked in the mirror only to find out that it was going to be a bad dick day
Bad Dick Day by James Longwood November 22, 2011

bad dick review 

when a girl tells her friends about a guys performance in s3x
she ruined his reputation with a bad dick review
bad dick review by badbitty101 October 6, 2020

Bad Dick Energy 

When you know he and his dick game is going to be trash
Gurl 1: '' He yelled at his mama for no reason''
Gurl 2: ''Oh hell nah, that's some bad dick energy gurl''

Bad Dick day

Days when your penis appears smaller than it’s normal state.
I’m having a bad dick day might have to cancel my vasectomy!
Bad Dick day by Topher1982 February 16, 2023
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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