bad dick

Black street slang for fucking a woman while she is "dry" vaginally.

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

bad dick

a sexual experience with a penis-person marked by minimal effort and lack of connection

disappointing, forgettable, and all too common

Person 1: So, how did your hook-up go last night?
Person 2: Oh, it was just bad dick unfortunately.

by f*ckyou1-2 April 7, 2020

bad dick

when you penis has been naughty it is called a bad dick

bad dick! go back to your masters hand! it doesn't belong in someones ear!

by speedy! :D December 26, 2003

Bad Dick Day

When you wake up and your dick is looking smaller than usual.

Luke was upset when he looked in the mirror only to find out that it was going to be a bad dick day

by James Longwood November 22, 2011

bad dick review

when a girl tells her friends about a guys performance in s3x

she ruined his reputation with a bad dick review

by badbitty101 October 6, 2020

Bad Dick Energy

When you know he and his dick game is going to be trash

Gurl 1: '' He yelled at his mama for no reason''
Gurl 2: ''Oh hell nah, that's some bad dick energy gurl''

by Screwyouguysiamgoinghome69 August 6, 2018

Bad Gym Dick

A penis that is small when un-erect and might induce laughter if seen but is much bigger when erect.

Girl: "My, when I saw him steam room a few weeks ago, he definatly wasn't that big. He must just have a bad gym dick."

by Craigsy April 15, 2013