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bacon sandwitch

where two cops are following you,but one is in front and the other is behind you.usually resulting in geting pulled over at the same time.
o shit we got bacon in tha front and ham in tha back,hide tha shit!!!!bacon sandwitch!
bacon sandwitch by jholloway February 15, 2010
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Vertical Bacon sandwich (VBS)

a derogatory yet hilarious term for the female genitalia.
'lets go extract the mayonnaise from some Vertical bacon sandwich (VBS)tonight'

bacon sandwich 

her bacon sandwich was covered with tomato ketchup.
bacon sandwich by ali barber September 25, 2003

vertical bacon sandwich 

A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.
Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.
vertical bacon sandwich by Muivirt August 30, 2006

Flying bacon Sandwich 

a sandwich of pure epicness often seen in dreams and distant memories. This sandwich is said to be able to cure cancer and pictures of this sandwich can be seen on Funnyjunk.com
Phil: OMG i awoke to a flying bacon sandwich prepared by my beautiful girlfriend

Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...

vertical bacon sandwich 

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia
I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night
vertical bacon sandwich by poonfag October 14, 2009

bacon sandwich 

her pussy looks like a flapping bacon sandwich
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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