bacon sandwitch

where two cops are following you,but one is in front and the other is behind you.usually resulting in geting pulled over at the same time.

o shit we got bacon in tha front and ham in tha back,hide tha shit!!!!bacon sandwitch!

bacon sandwitch by jholloway February 15, 2010

Vertical Bacon sandwich (VBS)

a derogatory yet hilarious term for the female genitalia.

'lets go extract the mayonnaise from some Vertical bacon sandwich (VBS)tonight'

Vertical Bacon sandwich (VBS) by Bacon lover#2 May 20, 2009

bacon sandwich 

female genitalia,

her bacon sandwich was covered with tomato ketchup.

bacon sandwich by ali barber September 25, 2003

vertical bacon sandwich 

A vagina where the lips are so big and flabby they stick out of the bottom like bacon falling out of a vertical bacon sandwich.

Did you go down on that chick?

No, I was going to but i thought it would be like eating a vertical bacon sandwich.

vertical bacon sandwich by Muivirt August 30, 2006

Flying bacon Sandwich 

a sandwich of pure epicness often seen in dreams and distant memories. This sandwich is said to be able to cure cancer and pictures of this sandwich can be seen on Funnyjunk.com

Phil: OMG i awoke to a flying bacon sandwich prepared by my beautiful girlfriend

Larry: Holy crap seriously!!??
Phil: yea too bad it was only a dream
Larry: bummer...

Flying bacon Sandwich by Johan destroyer of planets May 20, 2010

vertical bacon sandwich 

axe wound; pussy; muff; cunt; vag; moot; box; vagina; snatch; hairy taco; taco; poon; penis reciever; poontang; poonani; mick; anything and everything that is the female genitalia

I added some home made mayo to the best vertical bacon sandwich i have ever had last night

vertical bacon sandwich by poonfag October 14, 2009

bacon sandwich 

female genitals

her pussy looks like a flapping bacon sandwich

bacon sandwich by drizzy drake fan in love April 28, 2010