backwards monkey 

a backwards hand job

"she gave ryan a backwards monkey"

backwards monkey by chardizzle June 26, 2006

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

when you wanna say FML

Banker: You owe me 1.000.000.000$

Me: Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench

Fuck me sideways running backwards with a monkey wrench by Strafferen September 16, 2009

Backyard Monkey 

The act of an under-40 year old male going to the doctor and being given a rectal exam. The surprise on the patient's face is akin to walking outside and seeing a monkey in his backyard.

Damn man, I had a doctor appointment today and wouldn't you know, he gave me a backyard monkey.

Backyard Monkey by Sacink December 27, 2011