baby punting 

V. the act of kicking a baby, anytime, anywhere.

Man, baby punting should be at the olympics.

I just scored 100 points baby punting, by kicking a baby through some goal posts.

baby punting by wepuntfreshman March 13, 2008

Baby Punting 

The act of kicking a baby or small child off a bridge in a fit of rage or frustration

I'm about to punt a baby off a bridge

Did you see Tyson out Baby Punting Earlier

Baby Punting by Tiny Tucker March 12, 2009

punting baby syndrome 

When you get the random urge to punt babies. Usually across football fields.

YOU: Doctor, i don't know whats wrong with me. i just get the urges to punt a baby all the time.

DOCTOR: I'm sorry to tell you, but you have punting baby syndrome. also known as PBS.

punting baby syndrome by Richard Nibbler September 10, 2006

putting the baby to sleep 

Sticking a tampon soaked in alcohol up your vag to get fucked faster while chewing raw weed.

What are you doing tonight?
We're putting the baby to sleep

putting the baby to sleep by asgdghdagarsdfasdfa November 25, 2010