baby in a bucket

It`s when your baby is very clumsy. He can`t walk, crawl, or lie down so you get mad at him for always falling over and knocking over your lamps and stuff so you spam the internet for things that will stop your baby from hitting your valuable stuff and you find your baby is at the top of your counter so you see him fall in it and you say "Please tell me you didn`t break my bucket". So, the baby sits there and he isn`t falling over anymore and your happy so you tell your friends that you have invented a way to stop your baby`s clumsiness and you decided to call it "Baby in a Bucket". Thus, baby in a bucket was born. The End.

my baby is so clumsy , I must get my self a Baby in a Bucket.

baby in a bucket by twj2001 May 11, 2016

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baby in a bucket

It's when ur baby is very clumsy he can't walk crawl or lie down so you get mad at him always falling over and knock over your lamps and stuff so you spam the Internet for thing that will stop your baby from hitting your valuable stuff and you find that your baby is at the top of your counter so you see him fall off over the bucket you randomly keep in your kitchen and he fall in it and you say" please tell me you didn't break my bucket" so the the baby sits there and he isn't falling over anymore and your happy so you tell your friends that you have invented a way to stop your baby's clumsyness and you decided to call it baby in a bucket, thus baby in a bucket was born. The end

I need a baby in a bucket

baby in a bucket by twj2001 May 11, 2016

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