baby flinger

Noun. Person usually a drunken ass hole who acts bad but sucks penis behind closed doors. Tends to throw infants and baby's when their beer or other beverage is spilled.

That fucking baby flinger just threw my son!
That damn baby flinger reminds me of a drunken ass hole that threw a two year old.

by slyhonkeymuthafucka August 21, 2016

Baby fingering

Sticking one finger in someone’s asshole and slowly making your way to your baby finger and sucking on all the fingers that have been inside of the asshole.

I gave my wife a baby fingering last night

by Jonk67 November 8, 2025

Finger Baby

Having or making a finger baby is simply the act of fingering as performed by a lesbian to another. Lesbians are women and they do not have penises so they cannot actually make a baby. Rather, they finger each other, thus colloquially sex can be called making a finger baby, or often, making finger babies. See the "finger babies" entry.

"You're hot. I want to have your finger baby."

by Jesus1934923848383484 October 1, 2008

Finger Baby

When you finger a woman so well that it gets her pregnant.

Annie got finger blasted so hard that she's pregnant now. The doctor said it' a finger baby.

by Chumpy12335 November 17, 2019

Finger Baby

When you come on your hand, in which there's a cut on your finger thus resulting in a finger baby.

After Jason's fifth ejaculation of the day, he realized he had a good chance of having a finger baby 9 months later.

by BlakeP July 7, 2008

Finger punch the baby box

The act of intensely inserting finger(s) into your mate’s vagina, resulting in a violent but much appreciated orgasm.

After drinking too much wine, Enzo blurted, Laura I’m gonna finger punch the baby box, which she detested but somehow yearned.

by ace789nj December 2, 2019