baby beard
When a man attempts to grow a beard but his facial hair is so thin and inconsistent, it's as if it were a baby beard
baby beard by GlazeHer April 22, 2015
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Baby Beard
Director: yea that's it now finish the scene off with giving her a baby beard
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin
Male actor: *turns to director as actress gets on her knees* a what?
Actress: don't think too hard about it just aim for my chin
Baby Beard by Daddy's Patties November 24, 2019
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Beard baby
1. The child that a closeted gay male concieves in an attempt to quiet gay rumors or to prove manhood. Usually, this child is concieved in late adolescent period or during college years.
2. Child concieved with a homosexual male's beard...usually for reasons stated above
2. Child concieved with a homosexual male's beard...usually for reasons stated above
P1: I didn't know Oscar had a child
P2: Yeah, but that was before he came out, it's just his beard baby
P2: Yeah, but that was before he came out, it's just his beard baby
Beard baby by the Coventry April 27, 2010
Beard Baby
Babies with beards. Once there was a secret orphanage of bearded babies in Holland, and the Brothers Grimm based "Snow White and the Seven Dwarves" on that, which Disney consequentially stole from them, after which some cartoon porno (not hentai, necessarily) stole that version and made it pervy.
Girls can have the deformity too.
And the worst part of it is: You can't shave it off. EVER.
Girls can have the deformity too.
And the worst part of it is: You can't shave it off. EVER.
Drunk 17 year old pregnant: Is it a boy?
Doctor: It's a girl.
Drunker 35 year old husband/father: It's a midgetman!
Dr: No, it's a Beard Baby.
D17YPG (nuzzling her baby's chin to her cheek): mmmmmm... Fuzzy...
BEARD BABIES CAN ALSO BE USED TO CATAPAULT AT FRENCHMEN AND BEANERS.
Doctor: It's a girl.
Drunker 35 year old husband/father: It's a midgetman!
Dr: No, it's a Beard Baby.
D17YPG (nuzzling her baby's chin to her cheek): mmmmmm... Fuzzy...
BEARD BABIES CAN ALSO BE USED TO CATAPAULT AT FRENCHMEN AND BEANERS.
Beard Baby by lil kalki October 16, 2008
babybear
babybear by MaddieLovesMarlon October 6, 2008
Babybear
A name given to an amazing girl who is the sweetest person on the earth and would do anything to make sure her man is happy, by a boy who is madly in love with her.
Babybear by inLoVewithU July 20, 2010
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