baby batter

a synonym for semen, baby batter is a salty tasting bodily fluid which combined with the egg of an ovulating female can result in pregnancy.

You had better wear a condom to catch your baby batter my husband will flip if I get preggers.

by Belinda November 05, 2004

baby batter

Semen. Also a key ingredient in milkshakes.

Take one (1) whole egg. Add baby batter. Mix gently. Produces bun in the oven. Allow to heat for nine months.

by Al February 13, 2005

baby batter

Very simply male ejaculate. One of many ingredients in the recepie that is a child, it is available whenever needed by a woman. Although it is meant to create babies it usually slams against a laytex membrane (sometimes flavored) or a kleenex.

"I released my baby batter on her face, but she got a bit pissed"

by JtothaC March 15, 2005

baby batter

sperm, semen,

She got pregnant because the condom couldn't hold back my blast of baby batter.

by Don Fuego November 14, 2003

baby batter

jizz, cum, ejaculation, sperm, man juice, ect...

Get me a kleenex to clean up this baby batter!

by Courtney January 27, 2004

baby batter

semen and sperm...ejaculate

Dude, that's just nasty! Your sheets have dried baby batter on 'em!

by Wade November 27, 2004

baby batter

a salty discharge of goo from a male penis

i shot baby batter in her eye

by kevin kehoe November 14, 2003