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D.B.T.K. 

An acronym standing for "Done Before The Kettle".

A slang term used in Manchester, England to describe the act of fellating someone in such a manner that they ejaculate before the kettle has finished boiling.

Mainly used to describe males that ejaculate in less than 30 seconds.
"Man, Dave was done before the kettle just now."

"I just did a D.B.T.K. again..."
D.B.T.K. by @iamchaoskid April 9, 2013

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m 

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself
friend: hey how are you?

me:oh well .. i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m 

i.dont.want.to.live.but.i.dont.want.to.kill.myself.
friend:how are you??

me: oh well..i.d.w.t.l.b.i.d.w.t.k.m

L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

Laughing.So.Vigorously.That.It.Wakes.My.Neighbour.Terry.Who.Is.Half.Owl.Half.Man.Now.Very.Enraged.Terry.Does.The.Sacred.Call.For.The.Nocturnal.Knights.The.Twitting.And.The.Twooing.Rolls.Over.The.Hills.Talons.Break.Down.My.Door.They.Are.Coming.To.Take.Me.Away.Oh.God.Help.HELP!
Dave: Knock Knock.
Clement: Who's there?
Dave: Europe.
Clement: Europe who?
Dave: That's not a very nice thing to call me.
Clement: L.S.V.T.I.W.M.N.T.W.I.H.O.H.M.N.V.E.T.D.T.S.C.F.T.N.K.T.T.A.T.T.R.O.T.H.T.B.D.M.D.T.A.C.T.T.M.A.O.G.H.H!

I W T D B I D W T K M S 

Friend: hi how are you?
Me good but I W T D B I D W T K M S
Friend: well shit

i.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d 

Guy to the mirror: “I want to kill myself but I’m scared of dying”

I.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d
i.w.t.k.m.b.i.s.o.d by Suckmynose August 16, 2020