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A real ass nigga who fucks bitches on the daily, and will probably fuck your bitch, but only if she got a fat ass, or some big ass titties
Guy 1: azden fucked my bitch

Guy 2: same thing bro
azden by Craig Allen May 26, 2014
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A stupid faggot who sits on Fortnite whenever he gets the chance. He doesnʻt even get in the shower before hopping on Fortnite, you can hear his mom in the background telling him to get his ass in the shower.
Azden get your ass in the shower now
Holy fuck Azden your chair has shit marks all over it due to the amount of Fortnite you play
Azden by xoticashro February 14, 2024

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.
Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

Roderick Alden

Roderick Alden, PhD, is the Chairman of the Omaha City Council in Omaha, Nebraska. He is a pivotal swing vote on the panel, and a powerhouse in local elections. He is most notable for his doctoral thesis on IQ differences, in which he coined the term Alden's Number.
Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?
Roderick Alden by BigTony102 March 7, 2021
Check also Niyi

Loyal, awesome men of Nigerian origin.

Independent, resourceful and awesome lovers and kissers.
Your husbands name is Adeniyi?

Such luck!!!
Adeniyi by DaddyElix April 1, 2019

Aiden Granitz 

A four-teen year old boy who really isn’t the best kid you want to know. He simultaneously bullies his friends for attention, which he can’t get. He’s also has the worst hairline that nobody could stand. With friends he always bullies other people and bullies his own friends.
At school

Person who knows Aiden Granitz
“Do you know Aiden Granitz”

Person at school
“ Ya that ass with the worst hairline”

Using Aiden in a sentence
“Queue Aiden’s hairline”