axe murderer

1) a murderer with an axe as weapon of choice.
2) my mother in-law.

Hey bro can you hold onto my stash for a while, the axe murderer is commin over later to bust my balls about my worthless piece of shit life again.

by terminator-tim April 26, 2006

axe murderer

A vagina is pounded so hard it becomes numb or dead.. murdered axe wound.. hence axe murderer

Girl: I can't feel my vagina anymore

Ron Weasely: thats why they call me an axe murderer :)

Girl: will i ever walk again?

Ron Weasely: No. (make me a sandwich)

by OlPol March 22, 2011

axe murderer

and axe murderer is somebody who murders people with an axe

john: yo that guy just killed his bitch with an axe
jacob: yea he's a axe murderer
john: isn't he a juggalo?
jacob: same shit...

by bongwater705 January 03, 2008

axe murderer

n. a really good guitar player. See axe.

Carlos Santana isn't just an axe man, he's an axe murderer!

by fizzle December 22, 2005

axe murder

A homicide conducted by a hatchet or similar item used for cutting down trees; something to be afraid of when you're in the woods

Did you hear about Fred? He got AXE MURDERED.
Axe Murder ish fun

by Mr. Axe November 12, 2013

Axe Murderer

Somebody who wears lethal amounts of bad cologne.

I was coming out of the locker room and got attacked by an Axe Murderer.

by moobies May 16, 2007

Axe Murderer

1. One who slays others with handheld bladed weaponry.
2. One who uses far more spray on deodorant than necessary, resulting in a foul odor.
3. One whose slang or speech impediment causes them to say "axe" instead of "ask".

1. That axe murderer finally got put in jail, evil bastard.
2. Phew! You stank like a goddamn axe murderer.
3. Axe Murderer: "Yo homie, let me 'axe' you sumtin'"

Victim: "Shouldn't you be in school?"

by FL910 August 16, 2009