jon hu: wow yuta...u have the most awesimo dick i have ever seen!
yuta: wtf are u looking at u fuckin gay retard!
katie: WHAT!?
yuta: o shit...it's the word gestapo again!
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.