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away gamer 

Per Barney Stintson - An away gamer is an act of male masturbation, preceded by sitting on one's "business" hand until it becomes numb, therefore simulating a handjob
Okay, we're going to pretend that we've never sat on our left hand until it gets numb for an away gamer
away gamer by jedkoc January 14, 2014
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Away Game 

When you’re stuck in a hotel room with friends, you go on an away game to the public bathroom to take a dump instead of stinking up the room.
Good morning, I’m going on an away game.
Away Game by ebuttz July 5, 2018

Away Game 

To have an Away Game is to causually visit your next door neighbors room in a dorm or town house setting and then rush into their bathroom and lock the door to take a dump!!

Saves on TP and you leave the stink there!
Where'd Fred? He's across the hall doing an Away Game, he'll be right back.

Oh Fred, are you doing an away game! Damn
Away Game by Timemo September 29, 2012

away game 

When you have a hook-up at his/her place. As opposed to a "home game" when you're at your place.
"Dude, where have you been all night?"
"I met this girl and I had an away game."
away game by ripperap January 30, 2009

away game 

To shit in a location that is unfamiliar to you. (i.e.- Friends house, public place, out-house).
Opposite of a home game.
If we don't hurry, I'm going to take an away game.
away game by Joel TK May 28, 2005

Away Game 

Having sex that is not at your own dorm/home
my asshole roommate wouldn't leave the room so I had to go to play an away game.
Away Game by T_mills22 May 21, 2015

the away game 

When someone on MSN messenger (or other instant messenger systems like AIM) pretends they are away because they don't want to talk to you, but still want to talk to some people. Basically, it's the less rude form of blocking, but when you block someone they can't see you if you're on.
Damnit, she's playing the away game on me! What did I do wrong? :'(
the away game by Wolfin_ June 2, 2006
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