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avetard ETA 

An estimated time of arrival according to an avetard. This time should always be multiplied by 10 whenever you hear it from an avetard's mouth because an avetard is very slow and just operates at a very slow pace. You should be prepared to wait for an eternity if you are expecting an avetard to come through on time and you should also be examined for a mental disability because you actually thought an avetard would be on time.
**playing 2k, about to run rec**
Norman "Nick": Yo, dabs before rec?
Noah and Henry: Yea bet
Ray Naker: Dude wtf, y'all gonna take forever, how long?
Henry: Dude chill, it's gonna be less than 5 minutes
Ray Naker: Bruh, hurry tf up
**the avetards go downstairs to take dabs**
**20 mins later**
Noah: Ight we back, let's run it
Ray Naker: Dude wtf, it's been 20 minutes, I should've known better than to trust a fucking avetard ETA
Norman "Nick"(baked out of his mind): Dude shut the fuck up, you have nothing better to do, quit fucking bitching all the time idiot
avetard ETA by TurnM3Up August 4, 2020
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