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avetard ETA 

An estimated time of arrival according to an avetard. This time should always be multiplied by 10 whenever you hear it from an avetard's mouth because an avetard is very slow and just operates at a very slow pace. You should be prepared to wait for an eternity if you are expecting an avetard to come through on time and you should also be examined for a mental disability because you actually thought an avetard would be on time.
**playing 2k, about to run rec**
Norman "Nick": Yo, dabs before rec?
Noah and Henry: Yea bet
Ray Naker: Dude wtf, y'all gonna take forever, how long?
Henry: Dude chill, it's gonna be less than 5 minutes
Ray Naker: Bruh, hurry tf up
**the avetards go downstairs to take dabs**
**20 mins later**
Noah: Ight we back, let's run it
Ray Naker: Dude wtf, it's been 20 minutes, I should've known better than to trust a fucking avetard ETA
Norman "Nick"(baked out of his mind): Dude shut the fuck up, you have nothing better to do, quit fucking bitching all the time idiot
avetard ETA by TurnM3Up August 4, 2020
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026