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auto stroke 

The act of chronic, mindless masturbation.
After watching Wendy do yoga in the yard, I decided to go to my room and put it on auto stroke.
auto stroke by BbTasting Cart June 8, 2016
Words you can keep

AutoStoke 

Autostoke is to type way too fast for the brain to even comprehend what the brain is thinking. Resulting in words and phrases being made that make zero sense to the normal human being. The Autostoker would normal be under heavy Cannabis use and also resides in the Stoke on trent area.
I went to grey shops three give brian so ney clen steenless pants. "Autostoke"
AutoStoke by Tinkerstoke April 24, 2017

AutoStroker 

The act of putting massage gun and tapping your hand around your junk junction whilist timing the moment of the massage gun you begin to get auto stroked at max efficiency if done right.
David- “Hey can i borrow your massage gun to use it at an {AutoStroker} I left mine at my kids pre school.”
Evan- “ Yeah you can use my massage gun as an {AutoStroker} when ever if you let me assist you.”
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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