Autistic Turtle Share definition Flag When a man is about to have sex he knocks the girl away jerks off on the floor then leaves. "That boy I invited in last night was really nice, but then he pulled an autistic turtle! What a fucko!" said Jane. Autistic Turtle by The king...of everyone June 4, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Autistic Turtle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch