australian vampire

This is when you go "down under" on your girl when its that time of the month.

Hey babe, are you on your period yet so I can give you the australian vampire?

by Crossycrossy March 24, 2010

australian vampire

a paleish boy whoe drains you of all your fluids, sexually

"Nah, ++++ has such a weird dick, and so overconfident in his sexual progress. **** is the true australian vampire."

by S*I** February 22, 2019