In a threeway scenario when both men are ready to sploosh, release your "secret sauce" into either ear, then have the women(or man) plug there nose and blow it out their ears, for extra fun have a post intercourse yodeling session.
I saw an auditory blowhorn in the subway yesterday, it got all over my antique silverware collection!! RATS!!
by twistedlicorice November 13, 2014
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