audi audi

obviously; evidently; apparently; plainly

person 1: look, its an audi!
person 2: audi audi...

audi audi by audison January 20, 2009

Audi Cunt 

A person (usually male) who is otherwise a decent, respectable and likeable person who for reasons unknown to science turns into an absolute and complete cunt the second he gets behind the wheel of an Audi and thereafter drives as though he and only he has the right to be on the road.

Gavin: "...I was driving up the M1 today going into the roadworks, everyone was merging in turn nicely and as I was about to change lanes this cunt comes roaring up and blocks me, then the next guy does the same and so did the cunt after him."
Alan: "What were they driving?"
Gavin: "Erm, think it was an A6 Avant, RS4 then an A5 convertible"
Alan: "Sounds like a bunch of Audi Cunts"

Audi Cunt by tincopper May 22, 2013

Audi R8 

The most amazing car ever made by Audi.

Did you see that kid driving that badass Audi R8 ?

Audi R8 by IWantAR8 January 7, 2011

i'm audi 

I'm out of here, can be said when leaving a place or person. Way of saying good bye.

Goodbye Taylor I'm audi.

i'm audi by SpanOx November 17, 2013

Audi 5000 

An adjective desribing one or more people who intend on leaving a particular place. Audi's model 5000 sedan was plagued with a problem charcterized by unintended acceleration, in which drivers' complained that the vehicle lurched forward when their foot was on the brake pedal. In reality, it turned out that the acclerator and brake pedals were unusually close together. This is why Audi 5000 is associated with leaving quickly, because that is what this vehicle did when some old fartknocker hit the gas instead of the brakes.

"I'm Audi 5000". or "I'm Audi".

Audi 5000 by Big Pimp March 1, 2005

Audi Driver 

is a driver on the road that tale gates , cuts other cars off and zig zags in traffic.

Who is that tale gating me? An Audi Driver.

Audi Driver by AudiDriverhater October 14, 2012

Audi W

An audi built on really cheap and noticeably bad aftermarket parts, also known as Ricer, but more specific to Audis. Mostly from lower income areas, but could also be seen in a more wealthy version, also known as stancing. The W=Wish, which pokes fun at the online discount store, Wish.

"Hey Bobby, I was driving through a town and saw an Audi W".
"Golly! You have to love those tight-asses who want a German luxury car, but can't afford the bill for one"!

"Oh yeah! I almost forgot to mention the people who love abusing cars by adding too much camber to the wheels"!
"What does that do"?
"Well, it essentially makes your car worthless by having it so low to the ground, you could run over an ant with your bumper and get stuck on speed bumps. The one good thing about it is that we can pick out who's the biggest attention whore at car shows".

Audi W by Audilover861 February 15, 2019