Audemars Piguet 

Very expensive Swiss watch, made with the world's thinnest calibers.

"Partner let me upgrade you
Audemars Piguet you
Switch your neck tie to purple labels"

"My bezzle courtesy of Audemars"

Audemars Piguet by msrevolution September 11, 2006

Audemars Piguet

One of many luxury watch brands that don't shy away from even making rich people feel ripped off.

It is widely believed that the name "Audemars Piguet" is an obscured version of the phrase "Add more, piglet", referring to the watch brand refusing the sell the only watch people really want to buy from them, and instead trying to force their other watchslop onto new customers (paypigs).

A: "Look bro, I just got this sick Audemars Piguet Royal Oak 15510 straight from the boutique!"

B: "Whatever, piglet." *flashes 1:1 rep he bought for $550*

A: "Yooo, you got one to?!"

B: *Places hand on A's shoulder, too afraid to ruin this man's world* "Sure is buddy... sure is."

Audemars Piguet by Cennepal January 21, 2026