asurge 

A noob person who plays the kiddos game
]aka [agar.io
and he is so gay
thats it

hi im asurge i suck in agar.io
reckless is proer than me

asurge by RecKLEssEdits August 13, 2017

Asurne' 

Someone who pops off and has a short temper. They like to take naps to feel better about their day. Sometimes they comment on other people status to feel special.

Asurne': Pop off! I got things to do today!

Asurne' by Bizmarkie2010 May 22, 2011

Asurmen 

A term for a gamer with who tends to gravitate towards female avatars, even though they are male themselves. This may or may not be caused by large amounts of estrogen, late-night programming, and/or Mormons.

See pickle surprise

"There was this hot chick online, but turns out it was Asurmen."

Asurmen by Sil Tek September 25, 2008

asburgers 

Gabe brenneman

Gabe has asburgers

asburgers by Nazi hitler June 5, 2018

asburger 

A faggot who has a strange paranoia of hotdogs, thinking they are evil/demonic

A fat faggot walks down a street in New York, sees a hot dog stand, they then hide in a bush for the next 12 hours waiting for it to close, so no information can be found on them.

2 other people walk down the street saying "Wow, that fag has some serious asburgers"

asburger by Carl_Stevens 9988 February 28, 2017

Aspurgess 

A) A rare condition that prevents males from knowing the feeling of craving tongue action
B) someone who is deprived of a rich and diverse emotional spectrum

"That elby kid, I feel really sorry for him."
"Yeah, he has aspurgess."
"Shame. He's missing out on so much pleasure the poor thing."

Aspurgess by Raynj July 9, 2015

apurgent 

Is where the ass is purging from that Taco Bell you had 30 minutes ago, can also be apurging.

Dood my as in apurgent mode right now

apurgent by Myboi spoink June 17, 2020