Someone with the body frame of a walking
stick and the intelligence of of a deep friend sheep scrotum, this creature show the extreme laziness of a 450 pound stay-at-home dad who plays candy crush and plants
vs zombies all day while scrolling through
Facebook. Don't be fooled, she doesn't give a shit if you pass or not, as long as your quiet and don't annoy her majesty. She looks like the evil lady from 100 dalmatians and has the same leather jacket, but don't get fooled, shes way too lazy to waste her
time trying to steal dogs. Good qualities: N/A