Definitions by Raynj

Aspurgess 

A) A rare condition that prevents males from knowing the feeling of craving tongue action
B) someone who is deprived of a rich and diverse emotional spectrum

"That elby kid, I feel really sorry for him."
"Yeah, he has aspurgess."
"Shame. He's missing out on so much pleasure the poor thing."

Aspurgess by Raynj July 9, 2015