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Astrud is a beautiful girl with such a kind heart. She makes everyone else around her smile with her absolutely gorgeous smile. When she loves someone, she does everything in her power to protect that person. Get yourself an Astrud in your life, you won’t regret it
Wow, she’s so perfect, must be Astrud”
Astrud by maadzzy March 12, 2019
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ome of the smartest people you'll ever meet. astruds are gifted in the arts, sciences, and mathematics alike. her projects are her passion, theres always something new shes working on. she shows you she cares in her own subtle way. shes gonna break your heart someday, but goddamn it'll be worth it.
I have so much to learn from astrud.
astrud by anonymous November 21, 2021

Astrud Aurelia 

Astrud Aurelia is a contestant on season 4 of The Boulet Brothers Dragula. She is the best punk rock, musician drag queen of all time and the best lizard impersonator out there. She might be a little bit bananas but thats why we love her. She is a member of the Dahl Haus in Phoenix, Arizona and the drag daughter of Dahli.
"Omg is that Astrud Aurelia", "Yes did you know that she is the best lizard impersonator out there"

jump astraddle 

To jump on someone to attack and potentially rape them. Made famous by the father in Cullison v. Medley.
Talk to my 16 year old daughter and I'll jump astraddle mofo.
jump astraddle by tortmeister September 30, 2011
The prettiest girl you can even meet. She is funny and will always have your back. She never switches up when new people are met. She is so thick. She so thick that as soon as you see her u say "Yassss bitch. She is also kind and the fun kind to hang around. You instantly love her when you guys become friends. Astryd's are the best of friends. I love her .❤
Who's that over there. Ohh thats Astryd
Astryd by Mblue❤❤ August 3, 2017
Astrid is a girl who is beyond perfection. She is someone who is caring, kind, empathetic, loving, adorable, cute, beautiful, stunning, and absolutely the hottest girl in the universe. Her smile can make people melt, and the way she looks at you it gives you this feeling that everything will be okay as long as you are with her. She is someone to be treated like a queen because she deserves it and more. She is the most perfect in every way. Especially if you met her at a camp somewhere, she will be something else just like a miracle. She is the star that is brightest at night even when it’s cloudy. She is someone who you want to always hold because she is an adorable little peanut and you want her to know it. :))
“I swear she is perfect.”

Well obviously she is an Astrid!”
Astrid by B-Durk October 14, 2019
A beautiful female sweet and kind and always fun to talk to. If you have a problem she will listen
Thanks for being such a astrida
astrida by slangman123456 August 26, 2013