astriding

being mean and odd but kind, caring, and nice will do anything for food

you're astriding rn 🙄

by ingybingy April 14, 2023

striding the crystal summit

The act of being, or becoming, as insanely tweaked on methamphetamine as the human body will allow.

"I was striding the crystal summit the other day and got lost in a Wal-Mart, and when I finally reached the parking lot I couldn't find my car. Then after a few hours of frantic searching I remembered that I don't have a car."

by BananaPhone August 13, 2012

Astairing

(Astairing-Fred Astaire) When you have to tap dance around loved ones without being too blunt (via phone or in person) trying to confirm if they may have coronavirus symptoms or if it's just a cold and some over anxiety.

I was Astairing with mom earlier trying to figure out if she should go get tested.

by RobBob76 March 26, 2020

Mid-Striding

The act of interrupting a drunken friend in the middle of sex, on the grounds that the person who they are sexing is extremely unattractive. The act is meant to be both shocking and sobering, in hopes that the friend will realize the ugliness of the (fe)male in their bed. Commonly involves kicking in the door and posing in the popular Heisman trophy pose.

"Dude Josh was so wasted last night he brought home a straight 4." - Matt
"Terrible, what happened?" - Alex
"I kicked in the door and mid-strided him, he got the message and kicked the donkey outta bed." -Matt
"Mid-striding is essential to a healthy friendship... AND healthy sexual stamdards." - Alex

by DeeDub140 June 22, 2011

Aspoiding

The act of consciously avoiding discussing the plot details of a piece of media while in the presence of someone who has not experienced it. Alternatively, the act of consciously avoiding or ignoring information regarding media you have not experienced.

A portmanteau of "avoiding" and "spoiler".

"Mike hasn't seen Star Wars yet, so we're aspoiding it around him."
"I can't afford to see the new Star Wars until the end of the week... it's tough aspoiding it on the internet."
"I haven't seen that yet. Please aspoid it if you can."

by Tacheon Black December 26, 2019

ascribing

Allocate to as being causal

Relations exists between need for achievement, ascribing and prescription for success and failure, beliefs with regards to abilities and self worth.

by Hercolena Oliver January 20, 2010

AMTrading

It means to trade. Most of the time used in a roblox game called adopt me.

#AMTrading
Im only trading legendaries anyone want to offer?

by I cant handle January 19, 2021