Essentially the reverse of the venerated "Shocker", the "Astonisher" is achieved simply by putting one in the pink and two in the stink. While lesser known, the Astonisher has actually been scientifically proven to be more effective than the Shocker.
When doing double penetration, the Astonisher is the preferred method.
by A. Boyd January 13, 2007
Get the astonishermug. by metella August 5, 2006
Get the astonishmentmug. Amazed, being affected by an unexpected outcome.
It tends to have a positive meaning, though it can still be used negatively.
Can also be used as astonishing.
It tends to have a positive meaning, though it can still be used negatively.
Can also be used as astonishing.
"Wow, your grades have me astonished!"
"I found the porn magazines under your bed dude, those boobs have me astonished"
"I found the porn magazines under your bed dude, those boobs have me astonished"
by TriggerHappy226 June 13, 2018
Get the astonishedmug. 
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Get the Arizona Astonishmentmug. by Jimmy j Johnson June 1, 2009
Get the astonishing face saladmug.