astonisher

Essentially the reverse of the venerated "Shocker", the "Astonisher" is achieved simply by putting one in the pink and two in the stink. While lesser known, the Astonisher has actually been scientifically proven to be more effective than the Shocker.

When doing double penetration, the Astonisher is the preferred method.

astonisher by A. Boyd January 13, 2007

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astonishing face salad

Astonishing face salad is the presence of impressive facial hair

That man has some astonishing face salad

astonishing face salad by Jimmy j Johnson June 1, 2009

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astonishment

which means surprise because something happen suddenly

I looked round me in astonishment

astonishment by metella August 5, 2006

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astonished

Amazed, being affected by an unexpected outcome.
It tends to have a positive meaning, though it can still be used negatively.
Can also be used as astonishing.

"Wow, your grades have me astonished!"
"I found the porn magazines under your bed dude, those boobs have me astonished"

astonished by TriggerHappy226 June 13, 2018