A really stupid (or otherwise useless) person (visualize the cottage cheese-like deformities on an overweight (or otherwise flabby) person's posterior).
No, you can't fit that construction cone in your left nostril. Now stop being an asswrinkle and help me {insert action here}.
by ash1337 September 07, 2006
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Depending on the length of your ass wrinkles is the width your asshole can actualy open, it is connected to your sphinkter.
"The length of her ass wrinkles is a sure sign she could take it"
by Evils September 14, 2006
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