assid waste

A side effect of certain diet pills that cause anal leakage.

She was thrilled with her weight loss, but didn't enjoy the resulting assid waste.

by Russ W. August 19, 2007

Assident

Similar to an accident but it refers to soiling yourself.

by Bigdadddyz August 24, 2023

Tucker and Luka had an assident

by DexhatesRina May 1, 2011

Distracted driving from gawking at women in tight shorts or short skirts when the weather turns warm.

I just smacked up my car in another assident while driving through downtown.

by Joey Knuckles July 26, 2017

When you accidentally touch someone's butt and make things awkward.

Random person: Did you just touch my ass?!
Ass toucher: sorry it was an assident!

by Litty titty99 October 20, 2017

I wrecked the truck when i was handing the crack pipe to the stripper i gave my paycheck to cuz i was drunk. I'm sorry, it was an assident.

by Grrrlilla February 17, 2021

When your ass/butt looks so good, it could cause a car/bike/boat accident.

Baby, please don’t stand too close to the road. You could cause an Assident wearing that.

by Gunz72 October 19, 2023