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assholeary 

The act of being a Total asshole. like, unrelenting. nearing the point of douchebagary, but not quite there.
"dick-head"

"piss off asshole"

"im the asshole? oh no, youre the one carrying out the assholeary. so cut it? aye"
assholeary by Tommy Stein! August 29, 2009

assholetarianism

Assholetarianism is a somewhat, half-assed way to let someone know they are being an asshole/suffering from above, stated complication.
That person is suffering from a degree of assholetarianism that I cannot quite comprehend!

Assholigarchy

A small group of assholes having control over a country, organization, or institution.
The Congress of the United States of America is a long standing Assholigarchy.
Assholigarchy by Luthier July 24, 2015

asscollar 

A person whose head is so far up their ass that their ass is actually around their neck.
He was Just a moron until he graduated to being an asscollar
asscollar by GrannyGordon December 2, 2017

assholigarch 

Any billionaire bastard who pursues fame as well as fortune for basically being a horrible boss. Jeff Bezos and Donald Trump are just the top of a long list of individuals who’d qualify as an assholigarch
That assholigarch Bezos won’t even cut the shrink-wrap on his stacks of paper to help out his own employees during a global pandemic
assholigarch by Cjwebber68 March 28, 2020
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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