assholigarch

Any billionaire bastard who pursues fame as well as fortune for basically being a horrible boss. Jeff Bezos and Donald Trump are just the top of a long list of individuals who’d qualify as an assholigarch

That assholigarch Bezos won’t even cut the shrink-wrap on his stacks of paper to help out his own employees during a global pandemic

by Cjwebber68 March 28, 2020

prixicate

To thrust one’s penis into some kind of hole; can be a condom as well as the 3 conventional human orifices. But also applies to anything else one might attempt to violate.

Son: Dad, I’m 21 now-can I get a car for my birthday?
Dad: Can you prixicate your a**?
Son: Yes I can!
Dad: Okay, go f*** yourself!

by Cjwebber68 November 26, 2019