asshole kisses
asshole kisses by gigolo_wrangler May 12, 2016
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THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE
LITERAL DEFINITION:
Your lips, mouth and tongue are in the correct position to show your ASSHOLE LOVE.
Reason as, THE ASSHOLE will kiss you in a short period of time when you keep repeating and build up the excitement more.
FIGURATIVE DEFINITION:
There is a real SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL here as , " what an ASSHOLE!!!!
Given the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird but taking the blue birds away due to the blues.
Your lips, mouth and tongue are in the correct position to show your ASSHOLE LOVE.
Reason as, THE ASSHOLE will kiss you in a short period of time when you keep repeating and build up the excitement more.
FIGURATIVE DEFINITION:
There is a real SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL here as , " what an ASSHOLE!!!!
Given the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird but taking the blue birds away due to the blues.
I will just now and I am ready to give a loving lASSHOLE KISS as my mouth naturally applies closing all the way around YOUR ASSHOLE and I lovingly begin the ASSHOLE LOVE MAKING tasting the ASSHOLE real well as I discharge air as it goes naturally inside as the sensual sound it makes as I just THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE and wait.
THROWING KISSES TO AN ASSH0LE as the ASSHOLE will return a KISS TO YOUR ASSHOLE MOUTH as it is to be said that THE ASSHOLE is a separate ENTITY will seem that not part of you.
I have become am ASSHOLE when my bird has come and they all want to THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE like me and say goodbye to the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL.
You never give that SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird as they have way too many now but instead THROW KISSES TO AN
ASSHOLE .
THROWING KISSES TO AN ASSH0LE as the ASSHOLE will return a KISS TO YOUR ASSHOLE MOUTH as it is to be said that THE ASSHOLE is a separate ENTITY will seem that not part of you.
I have become am ASSHOLE when my bird has come and they all want to THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE like me and say goodbye to the SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL.
You never give that SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL the bird as they have way too many now but instead THROW KISSES TO AN
ASSHOLE .
THROW KISSES TO AN ASSHOLE by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 12, 2021
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