asshole face
asshole face by shredtotears April 21, 2010
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asshole face
asshole face by tony January 26, 2004
Asshole Face
Asshole Face by SilverWolf42090 March 6, 2019
Asshole Face
A white male of the MAGA persuasion, sporting a mustache and goatee, often in the company of or married to a Karen. Prefers to drive a lifted truck and can be seen in cutoff sleeves and sunglasses.
Asshole Face by PDXcatsdad August 11, 2020
Asshole-Face
A universal term for a dunce, lacking intelligence or good judgment yet in reality the user of the word is utterly foolish, exemplifying irony and causing many to fall victim to an endless cycle of humor
Asshole-Face by pliskin64 December 8, 2010
resting asshole face
A person, usually a boy, who naturally looks mean when his face is expressionless, without meaning to.
resting asshole face by fettfri_skyr September 17, 2015
Word of the Day on September 24, 2015
angry asshole face
Wife: Honey you shouldn't frown so much.
Husband: Why, whats wrong with frowning?
Wife: Because it gives you Angry Asshole Face!
Husband: Why, whats wrong with frowning?
Wife: Because it gives you Angry Asshole Face!
angry asshole face by GrimCode May 2, 2018
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"