asshole break 

When hiking and your more fit friends wait for you to catch up but starts again not giving you time to rest

I try not to asshole break my friends

asshole break by 2Pudgy4u May 4, 2017

Asshole Breaker 

In proper use, A-A-A-ASSHOLE BREAKER. A term for a gay man of exceptional proportions. Can also be used in discussion or comment threads pertaining to assholes or cocks of any shape, size, and color.

* <==8 Bam!
o <==8 Bam!
O <==8 Bam!
() <==8 Bam!
=( )= <==8 Bam!
=(☼)= <==8 Bam!
A-A-A-ASSHOLE BREAKER!

(example taken from this reddit thread:

http://www.reddit.com/r/reddit.com/comments/7jgws/the_votecount_of_this_post_decides_if_i_tell_my/c06tsxu?context=10

)

Asshole Breaker by Haiavaha December 20, 2008

from asshole to breakfast 

To make a complete mess of yourself or to be overwhelmed by something.

"Man...I got shit from asshole to breakfast!"

(Where 'Shit' is used to describe any substance or item).

"I got bills from asshole to breakfast!"

When trying to eat an Eskimo Pie on Bondi Beach in the middle of an Australian summer....
"Look at me! I got ice-cream from asshole to breakfast!"

from asshole to breakfast by *K8E* November 22, 2006

Rule-breaker asshole

A person who breaks the rules to get on the members' and staffs' last nerve.

My friend joined my discord server to be a rule-breaker asshole, I am so mad.

That dude is such a rule-breaker asshole.

Rule-breaker asshole by MindOfPika August 10, 2022

break into assholes 

to become frightened, to panic(a reference to the association between fear and the loosening of the bowels)

I really broke into assholes when my mom had another seizure.

break into assholes by Light Joker November 3, 2004