someone being arrogant, rude, obnoxious, or just a total dickhead....
Sean is the biggest fucking asshole I've ever met in my life!
by Jenna Tools November 30, 2002
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An asshole likes to make stuff up, deny seemingly small details, or randomly change their stories and narratives, because he or she thinks that the other person: just doesn't get it; is not allowed to understand or define the behavior of the asshole because the asshole is a victim; or because the other person can't prove what it is the asshole is doing.
Most assholes are emotionally, physically, mentally, or sexually abusive.
by Rosebud1776 December 27, 2016
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Someone that knows a store they shop at exploits workers, exploits suppliers, exploits taxpayers, exploits foreign slave labor, and exploits its own monopolies . . . but doesn't care because they saved a few pennies.
Why is Seshysama an asshole?--shops at Wal*Mart: quod erat demonstrandum.
by KarmaPolice1986 February 11, 2014
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an asshole is anyone who; does stupid stuff, is a jerk, lies to you, plays jokes on you, hits on your girlfriend, says stupid stuff, or anything else you can think of...its a pretty universal word
that asshole just belly flopped off the high dive

that asshole just ate my lunch

you asshole, whyd you set my alarm at 4:00??

stop hitting on my gf asshole

why would you say some dumb shit like that you asshole?


by micky d March 20, 2006
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In the 18th and 19th century, thievery was prevalent in the Wild West. Freight companies often used teams of horses or donkeys to move goods from town to town. Marauding thieves would often target these mule and horse teams for their valuable cargo--including salt, hematite and sometimes raw beef.

Any 5 year old knows that trying to stop a 16 mule team at a full gallop, dead in its tracks is not only impossible, but also dangerous. One runs the risk of being trampled or even eaten alive, limb by limb. So, to bring these pachyderms to a stop, bandits would dig trenches 20 feet deep and 30 feet long then cover the trench with sticks and stones and weed and bombs. The mule team would unsuspectingly go galloping over the covered trench and to their dismay, would fall in and all of the horses and mules would perish. The cargo, however, would remain intact and it was then simply a matter of the thieves lower themselves into the pit to reap the reward of raw beef and hematite from the corpses of the mules.

These pits soon became known as assholes, as the primary type of animal that would become ensnared were mules and donkeys. As rail and steam ships became more common for transporting goods, the "asshole" fell out of popularity. The true meaning of the word became diluted over time and eventually came to mean 'a dishonest or thieving person who does not have the best intentions for others.'
Sorry I'm late. I got caught up in an asshole.
by furnfee October 23, 2009
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A guy that other guys hate and their girl friends like.
The guy that your girlfriend will breakup with you for.
The person everyone seems to like but you.
Someone Karma doesn't effect negatively on.
Some one you wish you were but just can't be.
That asshole stole my girlfriend
That asshole treats her horribly but she still likes him more than me.
by Hate on me August 25, 2010
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A person who is being a total dick and needs his ass kicked
Person: "Did you do that math homework"
Asshole: "No, but I did your mom last night"
Person: "Dude, you are such an asshole!"
by WhiteOG March 14, 2006
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