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A Condition in which your ass cheeks clap so hard that they make whistling noise's after you've been anally raped in jail
Guy 1: Yo I heard you bailed joe out of jail
Guy 2: yea, But I was too late , big john got to him
Guy 1: what do you mean?
Guy 2: He has an extreme case of assdeflapawhistlebuttitis
Guy 1: is there a cure?
Guy 2: naw, his ass is fucked!
by Streeman March 18, 2011
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The horrible moment when you realise that you have accidentally done something very slightly wrong which has very bad (usually embarassing) implications for you. This is typically the moment of realisation that you just sent a dirty text message to a close member of family, typically your mother, rather than the intended recipient.
Message: "i'm free this afternoon so come over and fuck me senseless, my parents will be out all day"
Recipient: Mum
Message Sent
- Onosecond occurs here -
by Jimmed September 26, 2006
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