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When something awful happens that infuriates you, You have an 'Ass Blast' The event is so upsetting that you feel as if you could have a blast out of your ass.
Dude, An elf just took my cookie! I'm going to have a gnarly Ass Blast!
by Ricky and Carlos July 07, 2011
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In Lacrosse or Hockey, a Crosse Check that is preformed on the ass

Verb- Assblasting, assblasted
The defensemen preformed an Assblast, causing the attackmen to go flying
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When drilling a girl in the ass and finally releasing, if you wait 5 minutes she will perform an ass blast covering any and all substances around with cum and shit.
I kicked that bitch in her stupid face because she assblasted me.
by Henry Wrinkler April 18, 2003
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A fart so putrid that you feel as if if your eyebrows could literally singe off your face.
"Dude nice Ass Blast!"

"My brows look like a chemo patient!"
by JakeDaSnake23452 August 03, 2011
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A loud, odiferous, noxious, and entirely pleasing emission of gases and various chemicals and excreta from one's nether gate.
I gave a satisfying assblast in the crowded elevator and caused a panic between floors 11 and 14.
by Flesticle N. Bumptious January 05, 2008
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When a guy hits the sweet spot of someone's ass when he's fucking them (in the ass) and cums at the same time, causing a devastating orgasm
What are you gonna do to me?
First, imma blow you. Then, I Assblast you. You're in for it bitch
by Turtilator200 August 03, 2016
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