ass wagon

an ass so draggin

it must be lifted with a wagon
Crystals fat ass is so disturbing.
I think she is two big macs away from a full fledged ass wagon.
by Dracomister7 January 16, 2010
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ass wagon

A vehicle used for transporting slutty girls. Can be used as an insult by indicating that the person in question belongs on an ass wagon.
"You're calling me a slut? Girl you're the one that rides the ass wagon all the time!"
by ShoeFullOfBailles October 15, 2014
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Ass wagon

away of describing your least favorite person. it can also be used as a description of that one bitch how makes her dog vegan.
Hey ass wagon your looking like hell today
by ass wagon November 19, 2020
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Woke culture ass wagons

A term used to say: this group is too woke and I am leaving.

Often used by people who think you care.
I have officially decided to leave this group. Ye'all woke culture ass wagons seem hell bent on making me hate something I love.

Bye

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by Silvaus January 15, 2022
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rat-faced ass wagon

A slut bag of a girl who puts on a deceivingly pleasant front, and then fucks around behind your back. A rat-faced ass wagon is often responsible for breaking hearts, which is a mystery because she has a train wreck on her head that she refers to as her face. She is manipulative and has 5 times more emotional baggage than you can handle. Your friends will often hate her because... well, she sucks.
Person A: "Hey are you coming to see the play this Thursday with us?"
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."
by Absconder February 10, 2011
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When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!
I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.
by FluffySasquatch October 07, 2022
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