ass wagon 

an ass so draggin

it must be lifted with a wagon

Crystals fat ass is so disturbing.
I think she is two big macs away from a full fledged ass wagon.

ass wagon by Dracomister7 January 15, 2010

ass wagon 

A vehicle used for transporting slutty girls. Can be used as an insult by indicating that the person in question belongs on an ass wagon.

"You're calling me a slut? Girl you're the one that rides the ass wagon all the time!"

ass wagon by ShoeFullOfBailles October 14, 2014

Ass wagon 

away of describing your least favorite person. it can also be used as a description of that one bitch how makes her dog vegan.

Hey ass wagon your looking like hell today

Ass wagon by ass wagon November 19, 2020

rat-faced ass wagon 

A slut bag of a girl who puts on a deceivingly pleasant front, and then fucks around behind your back. A rat-faced ass wagon is often responsible for breaking hearts, which is a mystery because she has a train wreck on her head that she refers to as her face. She is manipulative and has 5 times more emotional baggage than you can handle. Your friends will often hate her because... well, she sucks.

Person A: "Hey are you coming to see the play this Thursday with us?"
Person B: "Yeah man, I hope that nasty bitch isn't coming."
Person A: "Yeah, what a rat-faced ass wagon."

rat-faced ass wagon by Absconder February 27, 2011

hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut 

When the temperature is extremely high, higher than average!

I thought last week was hot, but this week it's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut.

hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut by FluffySasquatch October 7, 2022

Woke culture ass wagons 

A term used to say: this group is too woke and I am leaving.

Often used by people who think you care.

I have officially decided to leave this group. Ye'all woke culture ass wagons seem hell bent on making me hate something I love.

Bye

Spoke by the Great Red Neck Flounce Prophet: Krispen. Vol. 1. Muad'Dib's Spicy Memes for Bene Gesserit Teens, Bookface group.

Woke culture ass wagons by Silvaus January 14, 2022

asswagon 

The sort of person who would hack into a website, delete half the files, and laugh when the owner of the site returned in the morning.

Shite! My site got delketed by asswagons again!

asswagon by hay thear October 17, 2003