ass thighs

Eric: Hey Carl, have you ever just stared at a woman's ass thighs and just sigh?
Carl: You mean hamstrings?
Eric: Shut the fuck up Carl no one cares about 'Hamstrings'. THEY'RE CALLED ASS THIGHS

ass thighs by biigdickrex95 January 4, 2018

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THICC ASS THIGHS

Thicc thighs

Every man's weakness

Even gay men can't resist a fine babe with wide thighs

Dude1:yo, mike smashed dat fat hoe yesterday,he said she had some thicc ass thighs
Dude2:thicc ass thighs huh, every man's weakness

THICC ASS THIGHS by Elderjonthemayogod May 29, 2018

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thicc ass thighs

The Thighs of a human, (usually a female) which can be described as Thicc or Thick. Thicc Thighs Save Lives

Me: Have you been doing squats?
Female: Yes, why are you asking?
Me: Cause you got some thicc ass thighs

thicc ass thighs by queefpizzas November 2, 2017

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Thigh-ass

The space betwixt one's thigh and one's ass

"You have a very nice thigh-ass"

Thigh-ass by themartianmari November 10, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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