ass surfer
the act of inserting a surfboard into ones anus, while the one recieving the board, is drowned in the other puddle of cum.
ass surfer by Clint Underhill January 6, 2008
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bunk ass surgery
This is the result of going out of country (i.e. mexico, venezuela) to get surgery, most likely breast implants or a tummy tuck.
bunk ass surgery by c-town April 3, 2004
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gastric fat-ass surgery
(n.) slang of 'gastric bypass surgery' all too commonly seen now in today's headlines. Al Roker of the Today Show and former Arkansas governor and devoutly religious nut Mike Huckabee both had surgery to remove a section of their stomachs and staple the rest shut.
For people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.
For people who want their quick fix without actually earning the body they want to live in for the rest of their lives.
Huckabee can walk upright again now thanks to his gastric fat-ass surgery back around 2000.
I couldn't even tell Roker had gastric fat-ass surgery, I never saw him before.
I may be overweight but there's non way i'd consider gastric fat-ass surgery, I'll work it off the old-fashioned way.
I couldn't even tell Roker had gastric fat-ass surgery, I never saw him before.
I may be overweight but there's non way i'd consider gastric fat-ass surgery, I'll work it off the old-fashioned way.
gastric fat-ass surgery by phillydrifter April 12, 2011
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